Snore snore

Je T'aime Je T'aime
what
Oh oui Je T'aime
Oh give over not again
Do you know what time it is
It's half past three
Oh get off now look stop that

What on earth's got into you
It's not friday is it
Oh look cut that out
Pull yourself together woman
Control yourself
And get back on your ownside
I've got to be on the first T at half past six

Speak English woman, whatevers the matter with you
'Ere leave my scarf alone
Get your hands off
Look if I go down and make you a cup of cocoa
Will you go back to sleep

Alright alright but look don't go mad
I'm getting on a bit now you know
Hang on wait a minute
I'll just put me glasses on

Oh they're nice, where did you get those
Here put that light out
What are you thinking of
(I want to look at you)
Don't be disgusting
I knew I shouldn't have taken you to see Oh Calcutta

Oh wait a minute wait a minute
Wait for me wait for me
Here be careful mind me cartilidge

oh now look what you've made me do
My foots gone right through the sheet
That's your fault
Why don't you cut your toenails

Oh look at the size of that hole
You'll have to stitch it up in the morning
I suppose you could send it back
They're still under guarntee

It's no good your wasting your time
You'll have to start again
Did you set that alarm
Because if you didn't I wont get a game
They start queuing up before dawn

Do you know arthur went round in 89 last week
That's not bad for a bloke with one arm
Oh yes He's playing very well he is
Mind you I must say it was neck and neck up to the 17th
Then I took a seven iron and lined up underneath it

Here what are you doing Eh
Oh alright then

So I gave it plenty of top spin
It hit the back of the green dug in
And it came back
Oh your not listening are you
You wait until you want to tell me something now you wait

(Oh goto sleep)
Yes - pardon
(I said goto sleep)
But I'm all wide awake now
I thought you wanted to
(Well I don't now goodnight)
Well that's nice isn't it oh yes
Getting me all worked up
(Worked up eh - all you've been talking about is golf)
(Golf golf golf)
Well I thought you were interested
(Well I'm not, you're a bore and I'm fed up with you)
Ohh What happened to all the Je t'aime Je t'aime
That stuff
(I'm sick of the sight of you)
Oh that's charming thank you
Now it's coming out isn't it

Now You'll be sorry you said that
(No I won't)
Yes you will mate
(I won't)
You will

((Oi))
What
((If you two don't keep quiet,))
((I'm getting out of this bed and sleep in the other room))
Oh I'm sorry Arthur
See you've woken Arthur up now
(Oh Je t'aime je t'aime)
Leave him alone Mavis, Mavis
We're off the T at half past six
Mavis
(Oh Je t'aime)
((Oh Oh))
That wasn't me that was Arthur
I think I'm going to beat him tomorrow
Goodnight Arthur, Goodnight Mavis

(Je t'aime o oui je t'aime)
Oh dear I'm not putting up with this
I'm going to the other room
She's such a terrible singer
